One moment please

Now i hate this word or sentence or whatever, i hate the phone, the fax, the File, cardholders, banks, service providers, western union, UPS.....Oh my god : this is crasy : ENOUGHT

By the way, here's "one moment please" that i deal with, almost every day :

Arabic "Dahkee-kah-mean-fahdleek"
Spanish "Oon mow-men-toe,poor-fah-bor"
French "Nuh-key-tay-pah,see-voo-play"
Italian "Oon mow-men-toe,poor-fah-vor-ray"
German "Eye-nin moment,bit-tuh"
Cantonese "Mm-goy-ting-yat-jung"
Mandarin "Chin-dun-e-sha"
Korean "John-con-mon-yo"
Portuguese "Oon mow-men-toe,poor-fah-vor"
Thai MALE"Sak screw crob" FEMALE"Sak crew ka"
Hebrew "Raygah bayvah kay shah"
Japanese Sho-sho-omachi-kudasi
Russian "Odny Meanutu Paschalsta"